Corporate Suits Aficionado Gifts

'My therapist thinks my compulsion for mergers is a cry of loneliness.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

Killer Executive Suits.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Dressed for Success!

Born In Captivity.

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

New Suit.

Career Choices

City Boy.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

At the suit makers

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Thesaurus Company

Waiting for Pants

Changing Room Decisions

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'I have serious doubts about the efficiency of that new 'apples and bucket' hiring test.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

"Money is life's report card."