Corporate Attire Gifts

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Dressing For Success

Killer Executive Suits.

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Imagine there's no office...

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"I feel a draft."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

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