Corporate Attire Gifts

"A tattoo? You're kidding. It sure looks like a suit."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I feel a draft."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

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