Corporate Fashion Gifts

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

Casual Thursday

"We spent so much money getting corporate clothing advice..."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Men's business romper.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Parade of Businessmen

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

'He's a real high flyer!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"I know everyone see me as a manager, but really I am a leader."

Business-Class.

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

Buck Stops Here