Corporate Fashion Icon Gifts

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Little Princess.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"Great-looking tie!"

The New Business Power Suit

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Real men have facial hair.

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

Bruce Willis

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat