Corporate Fashion Icon Gifts

Little Princess.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Great-looking tie!"

The New Business Power Suit

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Real men have facial hair.

"Nice chords Wayne!"

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Cat tail etiquette.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Honey, have you seen my pirate shirt?"

Moai wearing a spaceship for a hat

After the takeover - The makeover