Business Fashion Gifts

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Men's business romper.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Casual Thursday

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Corporate Image

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'