Business Attire Gifts

"It's a business hoodie."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"Thanks for coming into the office Jenkins. I know you usually work from home."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'No wonder you're less successful. Take a look at yourself! To give the impression of a respectable salesman, you've got to wear a tie!'

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

Imagine there's no office...

Family of Accountants

'I'll take it!'

'Haven't you heard? Stripes are back.'

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"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

"In this company we're not formal...just get my portrait tattooed on your chest!"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"The only way to survive this heat without violating the dress code!"

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"Simpson, your second evaluation is Tuesday. This time wear a suit with pants."

"A little word of advice Greg, if you wish to climb the corporate ladder you need to wear pants."

"I found your other shoulder pad."

Tie Rolls