Professional Attire Gifts

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Interview Wear: Sale.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

'I want something that screams, 'I'll do anything for work'.'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Imagine there's no office...

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"I feel a draft."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'