Professional Attire Pillows

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Interview Wear: Sale.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'Tell the new young fella it's cute.. then send him home to change into a suit and tie.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

'I want something that screams, 'I'll do anything for work'.'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Catsuit

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I feel a draft."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."