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'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

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"When I told you to be buttoned up for the board members visit, that's not what I meant."

"Higgins, in this company we wear suits and ties! You can appear in your army shirt as soon as you're the President of Ukraine!"

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'I'll take it!'

Casual Thursday

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Imagine there's no office...

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

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"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"