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'Sport-utlility suit.'

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

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'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Imagine there's no office...

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

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"How much more for pinstripes?"