Professional Clothing Pillows

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Killer Executive Suits.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

Loyalty Award

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Casual Thursday

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Work Life Balance

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Imagine there's no office...

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Office of quality assurance"