Work Attire Gifts

"I feel a draft."

It's usually true, brother Ernest, that you should dress for the job you want, but ...

'We can begin as soon as I find an outlet for my power suit.'

"...Where on earth does he get those fabulous ties?"

Tie gate.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Men's business romper.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."