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"I feel a draft."

'We can begin as soon as I find an outlet for my power suit.'

"...Where on earth does he get those fabulous ties?"

Tie gate.

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Men's business romper.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Casual Thursday

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Imagine there's no office...

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

"How much more for pinstripes?"