Workwear Gifts

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Killer Executive Suits.

A women in a shoeshop.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Men's business romper.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

New Suit.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

The Dandy

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Casual Thursday

'Best to keep downwind.'

The Aging of Underwear

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Utility Chic.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

I love my cape

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Note the bold use of gray.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.