Workwear Rebel Gifts

Casual Thursday

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'More hair than brains.'

Pirates at the mall.

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"What's with your hair?"

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours