Workwear Prints

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Killer Executive Suits.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

Men's business romper.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

New Suit.

"Bigfoot"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Vivienne Westwood

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Casual Thursday

The Dandy

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

The Aging of Underwear

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

I love my cape

Utility Chic.

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."