Work Wear Warrior Prints

"Whoa! Easy on my uniform shirt. That comes out of my pay check."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

37 years in the same position.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Morning, all!"

Low-Energy Drinks

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

What My Day Feels Like

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Laptop Dancing.

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'