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"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

Doctor Bartolo

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

A stripe of stockbrokers

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

Catsuit

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."