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Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

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"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

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'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

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'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

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'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Penguin trying on a suit.

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'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."