Business Attire Aficionado Mugs

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

I suggest you get a new chairman.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'What do you think you're fit for?'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

Two businessmen attached by their ties

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Imagine there's no office...

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."