Business Attire Aficionado Mugs

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

I suggest you get a new chairman.

"I'm ditching my tailor. He just can't grasp the concept of a double breasted suit."

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'What do you think you're fit for?'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

Two businessmen attached by their ties

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."