Officewear Aficionado Mugs

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Do you like my bling?

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

Shoe Whore

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."