Menswear Aficionado Gifts

'Can I help you?' - 'I'm looking for a pair of trousers.' - 'What's your leg length?' - '27 inches.' - 'I'm afraid we only stock mens' sizes.' - 'Ouch.'

'May I recommend a pauncho?'

Shirt Maker.

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Happy Brithday

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

The Grim Rapper

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Dressing Rooms.

Handlebar Moustache Man

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

How bad can the economy be with this many styles of sneaker socks?

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

'Got anything smaller?'

Duck in sandals.