Menswear Aficionado Gifts

'Can I help you?' - 'I'm looking for a pair of trousers.' - 'What's your leg length?' - '27 inches.' - 'I'm afraid we only stock mens' sizes.' - 'Ouch.'

'May I recommend a pauncho?'

Shirt Maker.

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

Bobbies library of jeans

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Underweird bras."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Happy Brithday

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

The Grim Rapper

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Dressing Rooms.

Handlebar Moustache Man

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"For next Father's Day, we'll get you a tie clip."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

Chav a Merry Christmas

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Duck in sandals.

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."