Police Gear Aficionado Gifts

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Arcarde Patrol

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Might Versus Right.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Street trader tricking police.

The Police - 1829

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Surveillance Society

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Call for back-up.'

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

Distrust of the Trust Act