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Coronavirus

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cricket Accidents.

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

Pick Your Own

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Safety wear for the hunted.

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

Bird flu found at second Dutch farm

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

Roller blader with bandaged head

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"You've got the job on one condition - you don't wear your safety helmet back to front."

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

Mouse Trap Defuse