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I have to wear it ever since my stupid brother flew into that window.

Coronavirus

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cricket Accidents.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

I took up antkeeping.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

Pick Your Own

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Safety wear for the hunted.

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

Roller blader with bandaged head

"You've got the job on one condition - you don't wear your safety helmet back to front."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

Bird flu found at second Dutch farm