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'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'Getting ready to have fun'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Raincloud Umbrella

At the rock concert...

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Baby on board.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

'I'm on my way!'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'