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Evergreen Estates

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

The Runaway Horse

Giraffe Umbrella

Gardener attacked by plants.

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.