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Evergreen Estates

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

The Environmentalist

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Giraffe Umbrella

The Runaway Horse

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Look, a bug!"

An Unexpected Guest.