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Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Polluted geese

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Bears catching fish

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."