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Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Polluted geese

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Bears catching fish

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'