Protection Enthusiast Mugs

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'Getting ready to have fun'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Raincloud Umbrella

Child protects planet with umbrella.

At the rock concert...

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'I'm on my way!'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"