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"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'....and there's our no-quibble guarantee - if it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Me hope Gork wearing a cup.'

'Thorag forget I always do 'cup check' before every hunt.'

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Baby on board.

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Cricket Accidents.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.