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Servicemen.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Cricket Accidents.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Geekasaurus.

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'So how was work, Honey?'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

Pick Your Own

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

Safety wear for the hunted.

'Going anywhere nice?'

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

Bird flu found at second Dutch farm

"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"You've got the job on one condition - you don't wear your safety helmet back to front."