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Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You have the right to remain silent."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Arcarde Patrol

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

Might Versus Right.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Street trader tricking police.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

The Police - 1829

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Surveillance Society

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

'Call for back-up.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"