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'Perhaps you should walk the beat a bit slower, Brian!'

"Oh, look children. Never mind the lesser spotted green finch. There's something much rarer, a Bobby on the beat!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Make it look like an accident.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

Arcarde Patrol

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Street trader tricking police.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Might Versus Right.

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'He knew too much!'

"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."

Man reading dangerous crime book.

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'