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'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Emotional blackmail.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Arcarde Patrol

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

Might Versus Right.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Street trader tricking police.

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'Call for back-up.'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'