Police Aficionados Pillows

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Emotional blackmail.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Arcarde Patrol

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Might Versus Right.

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

Street trader tricking police.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Distrust of the Trust Act

'Call for back-up.'