Police Enthusiast Pillows

Body cams now being used by police.

'If you want to know the time you'll have to ask a community support officer Madam!'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Street trader tricking police.

Arcarde Patrol

Bobby

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

Exposed and imprisoned.

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'