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Body cams now being used by police.

'If you want to know the time you'll have to ask a community support officer Madam!'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

Street trader tricking police.

Arcarde Patrol

Bobby

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Gangster's To-Do List

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Ignorance of the Law

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'