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'I like to watch 'Cops', but why is the guy they're chasing never wearing a shirt?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"#notguilty."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

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"It was me who did it!"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Arcarde Patrol

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Yes, that's him there. The fellow making the finger-across-the-throat gesture."

"It's the police dog again. He'd like to ask you a couple more questions."

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Waking the Dead.

"We have ways to make you stop talking, you know."

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Miami Vice

Street trader tricking police.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

'I think our best bet is the 'evil twin' defense.'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."