Police Show Enthusiast Gifts

'I like to watch 'Cops', but why is the guy they're chasing never wearing a shirt?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"#notguilty."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

"It was me who did it!"

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

Arcarde Patrol

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Yes, that's him there. The fellow making the finger-across-the-throat gesture."

"It's the police dog again. He'd like to ask you a couple more questions."

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

Waking the Dead.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

'I think our best bet is the 'evil twin' defense.'

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

Miami Vice

Street trader tricking police.

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'Would've got away with it, too, if the cops hadn't framed me.'