Police Show Fanatic Gifts

First body cameras! Now this!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Bribery and Corruption.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'You got a search warrant?'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"