Police Show Follower Gifts

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

Can't Touch This

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

"Hic! Now remember...let me do the talking!"

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"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

"I don't get it. How did you know I was going to mug you?"

'It's always WITNESS protection programs! -- How come they never have CRIMINAL protection programs?'

Jenson's 'Good Cop/Bad Cop' routine didn't work so well with Lopez off sick.

'I was racing home to watch Cops.'

First body cameras! Now this!

'Are you the gentleman who called the police?'

"What are your thoughts on Mr. Weisselberg's likelihood of being caught like Al Capone for tax evasion?"

'It's like we're back in the 1990's. Stocks are up, and everyone is watching O.J. again.'

'Sorry, I don't want to get involved.'