Police Show Follower Gifts

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

Can't Touch This

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

'I ain't saying nothing without my literary agent!'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

"Hic! Now remember...let me do the talking!"

"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Mugshot selfie stick

'It's always WITNESS protection programs! -- How come they never have CRIMINAL protection programs?'

"I don't get it. How did you know I was going to mug you?"

First body cameras! Now this!

Jenson's 'Good Cop/Bad Cop' routine didn't work so well with Lopez off sick.

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

'Are you the gentleman who called the police?'

"What are your thoughts on Mr. Weisselberg's likelihood of being caught like Al Capone for tax evasion?"

'Sorry, I don't want to get involved.'

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