Crime Show Follower Gifts

Pssst... It's da kiss of death, you idiot - no tongue, no tongue!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Can't Touch This

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"#notguilty."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

He loves the water.

Miami Mice

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

Back in 2 to 5 years.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."