Following Law Enforcement Gifts

'Sorry, I don't want to get involved.'

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Billy. The Kid.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

Racial Profiling

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Scars and Bars

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."