Law Enforcement Buffs Gifts

Neutralizing the thief

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Why is it always about me?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Privatized Jails

Newton's Law and Order.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Don't Try Anything Funny.