Law Enforcement Buffs Pillows

Neutralizing the thief

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'Why is it always about me?'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Privatized Jails

Newton's Law and Order.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'We've got a new DNA database...'

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Life in the Fast Lane.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'