Law And Order Buffs Gifts

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'The highest court in the land.'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'Why is it always about me?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Privatized Jails

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Newton's Law and Order.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'