Law And Order Buffs Gifts

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'The highest court in the land.'

'Why is it always about me?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Newton's Law and Order.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Privatized Jails

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Look, Your Honor -- We're both over-fifty white males, right?'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"I want to report a race crime.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'