Law & Order Enthusiasts Gifts

The bureau of tough-as-nails ladies in knit sweaters who have seen and heard it ALL, and had YOU pegged from a mile off.

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'The highest court in the land.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Arrest of La Tuta

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Bobsled Police.

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'