Law And Order Aficionado Gifts

"Tuition payments made me do it."

"Claiming self-defence was good. Too bad you added, 'She had it coming."

'The highest court in the land.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'That defense lawyer was really brilliant at jury selection...just ask the defendant!'

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Law Office of Fine & Fine: Legal and Ethical Lines Blurred Here.

'I know we shouldn't have rats in the kitchen...but he's the only one who understands the H&S regulations!'

Woman being followed by a dog

Sheriff: Out to Lynch

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I found the offender with a stolen leg of lamb from the supermarket, Sir, and I asked him what he intended on doing with it. . ."

Steve Bannon - Political Advisor, Provocateur, Thought He Was Above The Law.

"You're nicked, mate!"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'He's on another line. Would you like to leave a message?'

'Stop, identity thief!'

"Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, what should the tax laws be?"

'Everyone buckled up?'

Policeman

'Look, pal. I don't care if you're trapped in a box. You're still goin' to jail!'

I'm giving you a parking ticket!

'Open up!... It's the police... and a mime!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'I didn't realize that 'close cover before striking' was a law.'

'Come along now...haven't you got licensed premises to go to?'

Court Room

Bridge Toll.

'We met in a witness protection program.'

'Damnit! I demand a body cavity search!'

"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."