Law And Order Afficionado Gifts

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'The highest court in the land.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

They Are Not Going to Take Me

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Make it look like an accident.'