Law And Order Afficionado Gifts

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'The highest court in the land.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Make it look like an accident.'