Law And Order Enthusiasts Gifts

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'Unconscionable criminals, counselor...deadbeat grandparents.'

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Arrest of La Tuta

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Bobsled Police.

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

Corruption Contest

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'